I accidentally called one of my good friends a “ho” today. My cell phone has been acting all wonky lately, calling people when I haven’t dialed, scrolling through my contacts list like a phone possessed and sending text messages before I’m through typing them. That last thing is what happened today. It went a little something like this…
Friend: “I hope you get it!”
Finn: “Thx, me 2. Ho”
Friend: “What did u call me?!!”
Then I had to explain that I was going to say “How is ur’s going?” but my phone decided it was done and sent the message prematurely.
I really need to take it back to Verizon before I get in real trouble.