Ok, I’m stealing this meme that’s been going around because I’m tired of looking at my beer gut every time I click over here to post something only to draw a blank and go back to reading the American Idol homepage or some such.

You’re feeling: lazy
To your left: remote control
On your mind: that I need to change out the laundry
Last meal included: french fries
You sometimes find it hard to: focus
The weather: too fickle
Something you have a collection of: books and bad poetry
A smell that cheers you up: strawberries
A smell that can ruin your mood: stinky bradford pear trees
How long since you last shaved: umm, a few days, it’s getting harder to bend over…tmi?
The current state of your hair: flippy
The largest item on your desk right now (besides computer): a huge Sonic cup
Your skill with chopsticks: non-existant
Which section you head to first in the bookstore: currently pregnancy/parenting books, but before “the event” it was poetry/literature
And after that? magazines
Something you are craving: chocolate cake and pickles, not kidding
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: meh
How many times you’ve been hospitalized this year: none
A favorite place to go for quiet time: our deck
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: teacher or psychiatrist
Something that freaks you out a little: Mr. Rogers
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: junk food of all types
You have never: seen the west coast
You never want to: eat broccoli again